Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
and you don’t want me, and maybe that’s why I started kissing strangers
where are my glasses?
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
It’s hard to be friends
with someone you once wanted
more than anything.